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1. A moisture-wicking, temperature regulating mattress pad to help you mimic those oh-so-comfy hotel beds that are always extra impossible to get out of.
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Macy's
Is there some magic spell cast over hotels that makes their beds ten times snugglier and alarms ten times more annoying??? I think maybe. This beauty is made with Hygrocotton, a special kind of cotton that can help keep you cool in the summer and cozy in colder months, and it's also easily machine washable!
Get it from BuzzFeed's Goodful line, exclusively at Macy's for $90+ (available in five sizes).
2. A cushioned eye mask so you can snooze as soundly as if you didn't have a wake-up call...er, work tomorrow.
Amazon
Promising review: "This is the best sleep mask I've found. Unlike other sleep masks, my eyes don't feel squished by any padding or anything, and for the most part no slivers of light get through gaps. I barely notice that it's on me at all. Usually it will fall off my head halfway through the night (I toss and turn a lot), but I mostly just need it to help me fall asleep. I absolutely love this product and would definitely recommend it!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in 26 colors and prints).
3. A sophisticated carafe that can be used for any of your beverage needs, from pouring water and juice to serving as a wine decanter. It lives to serve and you only have to tip it into your glass.
Amazon, amazon.com
It's made from lead-free, hand-blown glass.
Promising review: "I'm giving this carafe five stars because it: 1) is thick and substantially made; 2) is very pretty and will look great on a formal or casual table; 3) is a nice, large size that will fit in fridge but not require refilling constantly. I read a lot of reviews and hesitated about the price (especially because I needed two) before purchasing, but what convinced me in the end was the thickness of the glass and size. How pretty it is is a bonus. I'll fill one with orange juice, the other with pomegranate juice, and put them in a silver ice bucket along with bottles of champagne for a serve-yourself mimosa station at a brunch. They're perfectly suited for it, and well worth the cost." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $23.65.
4. And some beautiful etched, gold-trimmed glasses from which to leisurely sip said beverages.
Anthropologie
Promising review: "These are absolutely beautiful! I love that the versatile design could be used for an everyday drink or to set a fancy dinner table. I use mine on a regular basis for co*cktails, wine, water, you name it. Love these!" —lifeitrentsus
Get the stemless wine glasses for $14 each, the red wine glasses for $18 each, and the flutes for $16 each, all from Anthropologie.
5. A collapsible lap table made for eating breakfast (and lunch, and dinner) in bed, watching movies in bed, using your computer in bed, studying in bed...just doing literally everything in bed!
Amazon, amazon.com
Sitting in chairs is overrated! I want that room-service-and-pay-per-view vibe every night of my dang life!
Promising review: "This is my THIRD table that I've purchase from this company and they have yet to disappoint me! These tables are amazing! It's simple but works great. It has a nice little handle which really helps for transportation. Once folded, it's really small and sleek; it very easily fits under a couch, bed, or chair. This table is more than just a breakfast table! My wife and I have used this for food, snacks, as a laptop tray, and it even makes a great study table. The height is perfect and I have zero issues with the clearance over my legs. It's extremely sturdy. I often use this to hold my 15" Macbook Pro and it still has plenty of room for a mouse, mousepad, and cup of coffee!" —Here for you
Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in two colors).
6. A luxe plush robe with a hood so you can A) reach peak cozy and B) run around and pretend you're a fluffy, colorful Dementor.
Amazon
Bonus: It's way less splurge-y than any robe I've ever seen in a hotel gift shop.
Promising review: "I don't often post reviews, but I wanted to highlight a couple of things about this robe. It's thick enough material to wear modestly without a bra! It's super soft and very warm, like your favorite blanket. I'm between 5'4" and 5'5", and the robe stops mid-knee. I bought this robe to replace an old, worn-out plush robe, and I've basically lived in it since it arrived. I highly recommend it, especially for the price!" —J. Fairmont
Get it from Amazon for $24.99 (available in sizes XS-3X and in eight colors).
7. A shakeable infusion pitcher, because there is nothing like the refreshment of that fancy hotel lobby fruit-infused water after a long trip. Now you can have the same thing when you get home from work!
Macy's
It's BPA-free, dishwasher safe, and has a leak-proof lid.
Get it from BuzzFeed's Goodful line, exclusively at Macy's for $19.99.
8. Slim velvet hangers that aren't just ~fancy~ without function — the texture prevents even your slinkiest garments from slipping off. Plus, tons of them can fit in even a small closet, so they're actually even better than those clunky wood hangers in hotels.
Amazon, amazon.com
Promising review: "Is it pathetic to love a hanger? I'm tossing all my other shirt and dress hangers and changing over to these. These are a tremendous deal. All 30 of them arrived in excellent condition and are sufficiently weight-bearing. I love the fact that they take up much less room (so important for apartment living). They also keep clothes from sliding off and are perfectly contoured so as not to stretch or make impressions in knit or jersey fabrics. I'm going back for more!" —Billie the Kid
Get a pack of 30 from Amazon for $11.04+ (available in three colors).
9. Low-lint organic cotton towels so you can pamper yourself and the planet at the same damn time.
10. A towel warming rack that'll spoil you in two different ways. Not only will it make your towels all warm and cozy for when you hop out of the shower, but it'll also help them stay fresh longer — it keeps them dry so less icky mold and mildew will grow, which means less laundry for you!
Amazon
It can be set up as a freestanding unit or mounted on a wall, and comes with the necessary hardware!
Promising review: "Great product for the money. I've had another style of towel warmer before and paid about 25% more for it. All of the five bars are heated, and it keeps my two towels dried and warm. I've mounted it on the wall and it fits behind my bathroom door." —phu adrian phan
Get it from Amazon for $53.99.
11. A cozy-as-all-heck blanket over 1,500 Amazon reviewers are obsessed with. Cancel your plans — you'll be hibernating in it all winter long.
Amazon, amazon.com
See that snuggly pup? That could be you. It's also machine washable, so caring for it is super easy!
Promising review: "Un-freaking-believable! My family fights over this blanket. It's like being wrapped in a silky, feathery, warm cloud! It's even soft on both sides. I've been told to buy more so my family will stop fighting. It's simply like chicken noodle soup for your body." —Melinda Deas
Get it from Amazon for $28.99+ (available in four sizes and 21 colors).
12. An assortment of Ghirardelli holiday chocolate squares, because you deserve to treat yourself even if no one took the time to leave little chocolates on your pillow.
Amazon
How dare they ignore you like this!!!
This pack includes a mix of dark chocolate with mint filling, peppermint bark, milk chocolate with caramel filling, and 60% cacao dark chocolate.
Get a 15-ounce bag from Amazon for $8.98.
13. Some super cool wall art to give your space the hip vibe of a swanky boutique hotel. You know, the kind where you wanna spend all day waiting in the lobby in case a Kardashian walks by.
mpgmb/Society6, Ambers Textiles/Society6
Get the geometric poster from mpgmb on Society6 for $19.99 and the panther print from Ambers Textiles on Society6 for $40.99+ (available in eight frames and five sizes).
14. Hella comfortable plush slippers that have memory foam insoles and sturdy indoor/outdoor soles, so they're actually better than flimsy hotel slippers — no wonder over 1,000 reviewers love them.
Promising review: "This is the best pair of slippers I have ever owned. They're EXACTLY what I was looking for. They slide on and off easily, but they don't fall off when I'm walking around. The plush inside feels nice, and they have a hard sole so I can wear them to take out the trash. They wash easily — I just put them through the washer/ dryer with a load of laundry and they're good as new!" —Elizabeth J. Morris
Get them from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in sizes S-XL in eight colors).
15. An ahhhh-worthy foot spa, which (*extremely Stefon voice*) has got everything. I'm talking adjustable heat settings, multiple jets, motorized massage rollers, and brush and accupressure attachments you can switch out to your heart's (and foot's) content.
There's a timer feature, so you can set it and then just sit back and relax!
Promising review: "My foot spa arrived today and I couldn't wait to use it. I'm a registered nurse, so I'm on my feet for 12+ hours a day. This foot spa is just what my tired feet needed. The setup and cleanup was fast and simple. The water heated up quickly and stayed warm. I added Epsom salt and a few drops of peppermint and eucalyptus essential oils to the water. The bubbles, massage rollers, and infrared light felt great. I didn't want it to end. My feet feel so soft and smooth. I wish I'd purchased this sooner. I highly recommend this to anyone who spends a lot of time on their feet or anyone who wants to pamper themselves." —Shasta
Get it from Amazon for $69.99.
16. A cute laundry bag to use at home or on the road that'll make laundry a little more fun, even when you have to do it yourself. Plus, you can plan out your next exotic vacay while you wait for your socks to dry!
Amazon
It folds up easily into a little travel pouch so you can bring it along next time you DO go to a hotel (or an Airbnb, or camping, or a friend's couch).
Get it from Amazon for $4.99 (available in two prints).
17. The Luxe Bidet Neo 120, an affordable-yet-luxurious bidet, because those fancy international hotels have it RIGHT — bidets leave your tush happy and clean. And even if you're stuck at home, your butt deserves a vacation from toilet paper.
Emmy Favilla / BuzzFeed, Amazon
One BuzzFeed editor compared this to a pricier bidet and liked this one even more, and over 6,000 Amazon reviewers love it too. Check out BuzzFeed's full write-up on the Luxe Bidet Neo 120.
You can adjust the water pressure to your comfort, and there's also a self-cleaning feature so you don't have to worry about getting your hands dirty.
Promising review: "Speaking as a hirsute gentleman, the Luxe Bidet Neo 120 has soured me on pooping in bidet-less toilets forever. It's shown me the difference between rubbing peanut butter out of shag carpeting and that sparkling clean feeling you get right when you step out of the shower. The unit took me all of about 10 minutes to install on my existing toilet with only a wrench. The easy-to-control flow valve allows for a full range of cleaning, from 'gentle trickling stream' to 'full-on Silkwood decontamination,' ensuring the end of your bowel movement leaves you feeling cleaner and more refreshed than using just toilet paper alone. Even flushable wet wipes pale in comparison." —Mercury
Get it from Amazon for $34.50 (available in two colors).
18. Odor-resistant charcoal sheets that aren't regular sheets, they're breathable sheets. Less smell + reduced microbial growth = less laundry for you, which is good because one thing your home doesn't have is laundry service 😩.
Macy's
The set includes a flat sheet, a fitted sheet, and one or two pillowcases depending on bed size.
Get it from BuzzFeed's Goodful line, exclusively at Macy's for $65+ (available in five sizes and in two colors).
19. The Ritz London: The Cookbook, a collection of recipes by the executive chef of the iconic hotel (you know, the one where Julia Roberts' character stayed in Notting Hill), so you can whip five-star-worthy noms without a trip across the pond.
20. A subscription to Pearlesque Box, which'll deliver all-natural, organic skin care products from across the globe right to your door every month. IMHO, it's even better than stealing fancy little lotion bottles from your hotel room.
Cratejoy
Each box includes one or two full size and one to three travel size products, from masks to lotions to face washes. Each month's selection is by a new brand from a different cool destination!
Promising review: "When I finally subscribed, I kicked myself for not doing it sooner. Each month, it's a gift I give myself. The boxes are wrapped so beautifully, the contents are generous and always useful, and the opportunity to try several products from the same line each month is a treat. I've subscribed to several boxes, but this one is my favorite. I look forward to that beautiful blue box every month." —Elsie
Get it from Cratejoy for $39.95/month.
21. Sweet sculpted soap that is almost too cute to use and will definitely leave a suds-sational impression on everyone who visits your WC.
thecharmingfrog/Etsy, EmpressNaturals/Etsy
Get the peony-shaped soaps from thecharmingfrog on Etsy for $6 (available in 14 color combinations and 16 scents). Get the bay rum-scented bunny soaps from EmpressNaturals on Etsy for $5.99.
22. A sleek bar cart with lockable wheels so you can leave it set up in your kitchen or living room to serve guests or roll it on into your bedroom for breakfast (or wine) in bed.
Amazon, amazon.com
This beauty is giving me serious "Emily Gilmore passive-aggressively serving co*cktails at Friday night dinner" vibes.
Promising review: "I love this chic bar cart! Some assembly was required but it went together quickly and easily. It looks just as nice as other bar carts I've seen that are twice as expensive. It's also sturdy enough for me to feel comfortable putting my nice bar glasses on it; I'm not afraid of it wobbling and breaking my glassware. Very pleased." —Mack9
Get it from Amazon for $99.88+ (available in three colors).
23. A subscription to the Hulu no commercials plan, which is even better than pay-per-view and probably cheaper, tbh.
Hulu
You may already subscribe to Hulu for its basically unbeatable collection of full TV series, anime, original shows, and even movies. But let me tell you, spending the extra few $ a month to not have commercials is one of the best things I ever did. It makes binge watching a breeze and is a little luxury I feel no guilt indulging in.
The first month is free, then get a basic subscription for $5.99/month (for the first year, then $7.99/month) or a subscription with no commercials for $11.99/month.
24. Some stainless steel co*cktail skewers to whip up a martini so elegant, you may unconsciously start speaking in a James Bond accent the rest of the night.
Amazon, amazon.com
Promising review: "If you value nice presentation, these are for you. The picks are well-made, perfectly sized, and easy to clean. So far we've used them to skewer blackberries, raspberries, lemon slices and wedges, grapes, olives, and chocolate truffles. All of our guests have commented on them — they appreciate that little bit of extra effort. And of course the drink tastes better : ). So unless you are popping a couple of olives in your mouth and swigging out of the bottle, you may be interested in these. I highly recommend them to add a little more fun to the evening." —Vito_jr
Get them from Amazon for $7.42+ (available in 10 designs).
25. And a "Do not disturb" sign, because you don't need to be staying in a hotel to ask people to give you some damn SPACE.
Amazon
Staycation, ~sexy time~, or this week's How To Get Away With Murder in progress, pls leave me alone, kthxbye.
Get a set of two from Amazon for $15.99.
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